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Taint Slapper

A move where a male does not actually enter either holes and slaps somewhere in the middle, i.e. the taint.

Usually happens at high speeds and popular among the motorcycling community.
"So I was going wide open, pulled it out, and did a serious taint slapper."
by Tibbz and Steika August 21, 2008
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Hitch-Slapped

When a person overwhelmingly loses a debate with Christopher Hitchens. Most of the people Hitchens has debated with wind up Hitch-Slapped within a few minutes.
The Pope: Sex is meant for procreation, not for pleasure. Condoms are sinful and prevent the potential development of human life.

Christopher Hitchens: Your opposition to condom use has led to the spread of HIV/AIDS, hunger, poverty, and countless other miseries throughout the Third World!

Mediator: Your holiness, it looks like you've been Hitch-slapped.
by thegreatrock June 16, 2011
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tank slapper

When a motorcycle shakes its head. The front forks going from lock to lock.
He got into a big tank slapper and stepped off on the high side.
by John Stewardson January 17, 2004
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Seppuku

Ritual suicide by disembowelment carried out by samurai. Literally means "stomach cutting." The samurai committing seppuku would shove a dagger such as a tanto into their stomach while another samurai acted as their second by lopping off their head.
Seppuku is also reffered to as Harakiri
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 8, 2011
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Kappa Slapper

Female equivalent of the Nike Pikey. Found all over the British Isles usually congregating in large groups at bus stops and parks. Dresses in sportswear (not just Kappa) drinks cheap cider or supermarket vodka. Constantly smoking fags. Chav scum.
"I never bin wiv 'im. I ain't no Kappa-slapper!"
by Gavin Corder January 5, 2005
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seal sheppard

I saw a seal sheppard at WallMart. She bought a shit ton of toilet paper!
by Michael Ostomy April 23, 2010
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Pimm's-slapped

1. Getting drunk on Pimm's No. 1 Cup.

2. Refusing to drink Pimm's at Henley Royal Regatta, and getting slapped for this affront.
1. Lady Astor: "Lord Churchill, you're Pimm's-slapped!"
Churchill: "Madam, I may be Pimm's-slapped, but - BLRRHUHH!"

2. "I say, old thing, did you witness that commotion this afternoon in the Steward's Enclosure when the Yank turned down the Pimm's? The silly chap got himself Pimm's-slapped something frightful!"
by time-it July 8, 2010
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