Serial Sleeper

Someone who sleeps around a lot, especially if they are in a relationship.

That Canadian is such a Serial Sleeper

by StellarAce27 September 13, 2016

Sleeptext

To reply to a text received while asleep. Usually one word answers or nonsensical responses occur, with misspellings.

Much like sleepwalking, the sleep-texter will not remember the incident until the morning after, upon checking thier sent/inbox.

1. Friend of sleeptexter:"Hey, you're missing an awesome party right now!"

Sleeptexter's response: "Mm yeahg i knsh."

2. "Yeah, I tried texting her last night but she was just sleeptexting back, so it was useless."

by mousefacee December 8, 2009

sheeple

plural of: a person who follows trends mindlessly, see also towniepikeytrendy. Originates from 'sheep'- a dumb animal that follows all the other sheep around.

"Look at all the sheeple wearing exactly the same clothes"

by JimmyK September 12, 2003

Sleeper dick

A penis that appears small but grows large when erect. The term sleeper is in reference to a car that appears to be stock and slow looking, but has a powerful engine under the hood

You should totally hook up with him, I heard hes packing.

My friend is in water polo with him and he sees him in the locker room all the time, he said its tiny.

Hes never seen him hard, hes got a sleeper dick.

by PopeyeTheSailorPop21 November 5, 2018

Sheeple

A group of people that cannot think for themselves, like a flock of sheep.

Bro 1: Dude, don't they have any ideas of their own?
Bro 2: Nah man, they're a bunch of sheeple; being informed isn't trendy.

by Judith Rose April 12, 2010

INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER

When your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. Then offer her a tablespoon of semen instead of nyquil.

My wife stayed home sick today, I think at lunch Ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.

by packattack September 29, 2009

Sheeple

Referring to a single individual or group (plural- Sheeples)who believe everything they are told by a religion, a government, or the mass media to be truthful,factual and absolute. A Sheeple fails to question a persons or entities authenticity, authority and or motive. On the political spectrum, sheeples may resemble the Democratic liberal party in the USA in believing that Barrack Hussein Obama is a man of character. Sheeples of the conservative Republican party feign John McCain as a reform candidate for the Presidency. Extreme followers of faith whose actions are deemed acceptable when done in the name of a God are sheeples. Hitler had sheeples. Conspiracy theorists are of the tennent that anyone who tells the truth about anything at all- from Roswell to 9-11 commissions are liars and sheeples. Sheeples want to be led. A sheeple is led. The strongest possibile expression to believe what is most compelling and popular. Sheeples may be brainwashed by tv, radio, newspapers, the government, religion, or God.

The collusion of the media has turned us into a bunch of sheeples who beleive everything that is reported is the unvarnished truth of the matters.

The New York Times and its readers are a bunch of sheeples in believing that the newspaper isn't prejudiced in its content and reporting of news.

Look at all the sheeples at those political rallies.

You are a bunch of sheeples if you really believe we are ever going to see a dime of that $700 billion bailout come back to the taxpayers.

All the sheeples have been abducted by someone or something.

I count sheeples when I go to sleep.

by achranum December 9, 2008