skeleton christ

A sum of ideals, such as a moral values, laws or rules, imposed upon persons in the name of a greater cause, purpose or traditon that has no mesurable societal benefit.
From the album "Christ Illusion" by Slayer, 2006.
1. the pledge of allegiance.
2. removing hats during the national anthem.
3. the idea that some words are profane.
4. the notion you can only die once.

To use in a sentence, "Mind control is compulsory religion and the skeleton christ."

by killr_b November 10, 2008

Skeleton Walrus

It is the resurrection of Buddha Walrus as a skeleton. If you know anything about the anatomy of a walrus you would get the joke.

Hey look over there its the amazing skeleton walrus with..... its penis bone touchin' the ground!

by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008

skeleton crew

Skeleton crew is many things A clothing line designed by Frank Iero from my chemical romance! They are also a record lable and publishing company!

Skeleton Crew - wouldn't it be better without skin!

by cuntxcore August 23, 2006

Skeleton Key

When a man has sex with every orophus in a woman's body, he has unlocked every hole and therefore has the skeleton key.

"Dude, she give you the skeleton key?"
"You know it man, it took a lot of effort, but i finally got it."

by boombaby1991 September 23, 2009

Purple Skeleton

The act of choking a girl/guy and sticking your finger up there butt and tickling them so they shake like a skeleton.

Dude, this chick gave me a purple skeleton last night, it totally ruled.

by OpieTaylor January 16, 2011

skeleton key

A secret, hidden, or auxiliary means or device to access or alter something like that of a key.

I got a Skeleton Key for us to escape this jail.

by Matt Razz June 22, 2006

Cum Skeleton

When you get fucked so much that the semen goes inside your bones causing you to become a Cum Skeleton

Usually a term associated with women but can be said for men also

Bill: "dude i like her so much, i wanna bang her."

Jeff: "why, she gets around to much, shes definitely a Cum Skeleton"

Bill: "O shit, thanks for the warning dude who knows whats been up in there!"

by cumbys cum cows January 19, 2010