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Sami-smashed

That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "sami-smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.
"Is that guy drunk? No, mate he is sami-smashed!"
by sirferris January 26, 2021
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Get Smashed

Yo, I heard that he was about to get smashed but his girl got taken!
by SusMiddleSchoolUser June 13, 2023
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Creamy stuff for smashed tatoes

Whatever makes a snowball is what make the smashed tatoes tastey and creamy.
How did you make these smashed tatoes so creamy?
The stuff from a snowball makes the creamy stuff for smashed tatoes. I like snowball. I like smashed tatoes. They are yummy.
by Dark Elf Queen December 10, 2008
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smashed my kiwi's

AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's
by Blake November 11, 2002
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Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab
Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab
by Dan quaid June 4, 2018
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hammer smashed

Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.
Fuckin hell man, that guy is hammer smashed.
by Iain MacDonald August 1, 2007
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Bag of smashed crabs

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs
im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs
by Battlephone October 6, 2009
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