shitzen

when you are running real fast to the bathroom but let a little shit slide out.

"Holy god! I just had to shitzen, and it's not my fault! Damn you Drew Carrey!"

by T-Bass January 4, 2008

Schlitz

A fine brew from the 1960's that is currently experiencing a return to popularity, though the recipe is not the same as the '60's era it is marketed as "Schlitz".

Patron: "Gimme 6 Schlitz's"
Barman: "We dont have Schlitz"
Patron: "Whatever's free!"

by Lanfill February 21, 2011

for shnitzel my knitzel

translation- of course i will knit with you my friend of the opposite sex who is not my race.

"Do you want to knit with me" says Kendal
"For shnitzel my knitzel" replies Julie.

by Amanda May 13, 2005

schlitz-faced

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

by Anomaly July 17, 2005

shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed

"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."

by fuegotangerine October 6, 2009

shnitzay

To get really intoxicated and have a blast while doing itt!!

Yea im getting hella shnitzayy tonite....nbd

by Its gahbayyy September 4, 2009

shitzin

That you're cool and fun to be around!! You are the bomb!!

John, (life of the party) is making everybody laugh and is definitely the shitzin.

by Pete Freely January 12, 2010