Shitcastic

not fully understanding the idea of sarcasm... being shit at it

sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, as diarrhoea is the lowest form of shit

oh that was a good joke, boy your so SHITcastic

by Kenmaremassive December 9, 2012

Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.

Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.

by SconiMuddin21 February 23, 2011

shitcan

to get really drunk or stoned

I got so shitcanned last nite, I pissed myself!

by Vitamann February 11, 2008

Shitapottomus

When something is so messed up or when someone is so messed up you don't know how to explain them or it thats when you use this word.

john:dude i just lost my house my job my kids and wife where killed and i only have 5 months left to live.

kenny:Man thats shitapottomus.

Michael: your gamma is just so mean i don't know what to call here.

Heaven: yeah i know she's such a shitapottomus

by Bmn_92_nor January 6, 2012

shitapony

When you have a stomachache so bad that it feels like you're going to shit out a pony.

Jake had some bad shitapony yesterday
Yeah, he almost shat one, didn't he?

by UnarousedNipples February 20, 2013

ShitCeption

Opening your Bum hole and passing a poo nugget from your hole to someone else’s hole.

Spread your cheeks and let’s do ShitCeption

by Wikidkid November 14, 2019

shitcanned

someone who gets so wasted that they shit in a trashcan, instead of the toilet.

After a long night of drinking, Tommy found himself shitcanned, but played it off, like he was just taking the trash out at 3:30am.

by heywood_jablowme June 19, 2010