Smooth and Shiny

Hairless testicles

Alex shaved his testicles so that they were Smooth and Shiny

by The Executive Order February 12, 2010

shiny happy

Too happy to be taken seriously; happy to a cheesy or campy extent. Comes from the R.E.M. song Shiny Happy People.

I hated that movie's shiny happy portrayal of high school. In reality, it's a living nightmare for some people.

by Me I. Myself February 1, 2009

shiny ninety

The shine applied to one's hand after it has been inserted into a vajayjay and rotated ninety degrees.

man, I got a slimy shiny ninety from that chick last night

by themanwithaplanfornow March 13, 2010

Sherylann

The most amazing person you could ever meet she is fun, cute, beautiful, smart, talented and makes you want to smile every single moment your with her. She deserves to be treated well and with respect she should be every guy's goal in life as there is no one better than her. If you ever meet a sherylann don't give up on her and if you get her don't let her go.

Mum: "why are you smiling so much while texting"
Me: "isn't it obvious I'm talking to a sherylann"

by ForSherylann April 9, 2015

Sairy

When you first meet a Sairy they're gonna be the most chill and coolest person you've ever met and your gonna want to be around them most of the time and just wanna stick by they're side but as you get to know them and grow with them you'll start to feel attached because that's the type of person they are someone that gots you feeling something and someone who is just special to you in any way Sairy's are rare and one of a kind if you have one don't let go you'll regret it. Some of them intend to have a geeky but the most cutest and most adorable laugh of them all and the cutest smile in the world. Also some of them also have up to two types of features one of them being the laid back chill and goofy one but yet gorgeous behind closed doors and dresses like they don't care and then you'll have that astonishing amazing beautiful person you've ever laid your eyes on shows it off gots it all and just is fantastic, if your super lucky you can get the one with the two features but those are rare one of a kind let's say. As you get to grow with a Sairy you soon come to find out that they are a major asshole at times and sometimes even all the time but as you get they're and keep moving forward you'll find out that they can be kind of a sweet heart and just someone you want to spend the rest of your life with because they can have you feel a type of way, but never give up on a Sairy because you just lost the best thing that happened to you, at the end it will be all worth it.

Dude i can't let go of Sairy it's to hard for me she's to good and i can't do that to her.

by christopherg April 22, 2017

Shiny Happy People

The term is based on a Chinese propaganda poster popularized by REM in the song of the same name. Its a term that determines that people are faking happiness or false happiness in order to fool the outside world that there are no problems. Shiny Happy People are effectively massive fakes.

Look at that picture they just put up on Facebook they are all shiny happy people

by West Side Massive July 7, 2014

Shiny Nickel

-verb
A Shiny Nickel is a sexual favor usually given by a girlfriend, wife, or an escort (prostitute). To give one a Shiny Nickel the female must first lather the males' anus with semen and vaginal fluid. Then she must "shine" his anus with her toungue until squeaky clean.

Man #1: How was that date last night?

Man #2: Amazing! After the movie she gave me Shiny Nickel in her Grandma's bedroom!

Man #1: Fucking Epic...

by Rusty Penny January 7, 2010