Sheeted

To be taken home by a female who implies that sexual favours will be performed forthwith and without question upon arriving at her abode only to be treated to a healthy dose of blue balls. After hours of frustrating attempts at coitus the female in question leaves her bedroom to "get a drink" ie let you get the fuck out. You take this 30-60 second opportunity to release your frustration into and onto her bed linen, dress and escape quietly leaving her to clean up the sticky mess...

Cam: "Dude that chick i went home with last night gave me peanuts so i left her a little sticky present on her pillow."

Mike: "Dude. You sheeted her."

Cam: "Awwww yeah"

by Doctor Beatenschmith March 30, 2011

skeeter tits

girl with small nipples that resemble mosquito bites.

dude guess what.
What?
im going out with megan marvin.
dude, that girl has skeeter tits.

by BuddyGz April 23, 2008

skeeter

a mosquito (an abbreviation of mosquito)

Those pesky skeeters are everywhere.

by Light Joker May 9, 2006

Skeeter

One who skeets (ejaculates) constantly, a light blue friend of Doug Funny's with spikey hair, red shoes, yellow shorts, red shirt and a blue vest

"Yo Skeeter stop skeeting all over the place, me and Patty are trying to get down...go skeet on Porkchop, he's in his igloo."

by crash nebula June 29, 2004

Fee Zee Seeter

One who enjoys the consumption of human and/or animal waste.

It was not until she removed my underpants and had me squat above her open mouth, did I realize I was dealing with a Fee Zee Seeter.

by FSZ-United December 5, 2010

Shoeteria

An STD you get from having sex with your shoes on.

Dude, my shoeteria is flaring up right now.

by kvnbrch September 14, 2010

Skeetersitter

A baby sitter that dicks off on the job.

I came home and found my daughter trapped in a closet. I knew I shouldn't of hired that Skeetersitter.

by -867-5309 July 9, 2011