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shatnerize

1. To deliberately produce something so bad it's good. Creating something genuinely campy would be the perfect shatnerization. While not quite as unachievable as exceeding the speed of light, perfect shatnerization is as difficult as bowling a perfect game.
(Note: This does not infer that Shatner's early musical works are deliberately campy. They do, however, set a standard.)

2. To parody yourself (a la William Shatner's commercials for Priceline).
The "How Berkley Can You Be" parade is a day for Berkleyites to shatnerize themselves.

Newsweek: Doesn't it bother you that your version of "Mr. Tambourine Man" is a camp classic?

William Shatner: ...yes, in the beginning it bothered methat people singled it out and poked fun at it. They didn't know what I was doing. The album, "The Transformed Man" is much more extensive than that song. But since people only heard that song, I went along with the joke.

Newsweek: Uhh...OK Bill.
by Mandingoe September 26, 2004
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Shatner Head

The unavoidable consequence of male aging wherein one's cranium enlarges to grotesque proportions and career options dwindle.
Friend: Dude, what's wrong with your head? You look hydrocephalic, or something.

Me: No, but I just turned 41...

Friend: Oh, then it's probably just you're getting Shatner Head.

Me: Is it terminal?

Friend: Yes.
by gakr May 24, 2013
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Shatner tweet

Total social media overkill. When you write a tweet on Twitter, and use so many hashtags, it reads in the halting, choppy way William Shatner speaks. Example: " #Free #today #books you will #love #amwriting #paranormal #romance but with a #happyending."
I hate reading that dude's tweets. He uses too many hashtags. If I get another Shatner tweet like that, I'll unfollow him.
by LizLibertine August 14, 2012
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shatter pussy

A guy who has sex with many women in order to obtain fame-like status.
Me: Hey man what's that SP stand for?
Him: Oh, I'm a Shatter Pussy.
by DanteKillboy March 21, 2008
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shattered

To break into a million pieces. To suddenly burst into fragments.

The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.
The vace shattered into right before our eyes.
by Shattered December 2, 2003
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The Shatner

the facial expression made famous by pornstars. in which they show there teeth while sucking in air in an attempt to look hot.
o man, this girl was jerking me off yesterday and she did The Shatner
by dogfart69 February 6, 2012
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Shatner

A niche sexual fetish combining food fetishes with foot fetishes. To perform a Shatner you slather your lover’s toes in Mayo, wrap their feet in sandwich fixins (usually bologna and American cheese), then gorge yourself on the delectable sweet feet meat treat you have created. It is unclear why this act is called a Shatner.
Babe, be here at 10pm and bring sandwich fixins. Imma Shatner you all night long.
by Bexxx210 April 16, 2021
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