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shatnerize 

1. To deliberately produce something so bad it's good. Creating something genuinely campy would be the perfect shatnerization. While not quite as unachievable as exceeding the speed of light, perfect shatnerization is as difficult as bowling a perfect game.
(Note: This does not infer that Shatner's early musical works are deliberately campy. They do, however, set a standard.)

2. To parody yourself (a la William Shatner's commercials for Priceline).
The "How Berkley Can You Be" parade is a day for Berkleyites to shatnerize themselves.

Newsweek: Doesn't it bother you that your version of "Mr. Tambourine Man" is a camp classic?

William Shatner: ...yes, in the beginning it bothered methat people singled it out and poked fun at it. They didn't know what I was doing. The album, "The Transformed Man" is much more extensive than that song. But since people only heard that song, I went along with the joke.

Newsweek: Uhh...OK Bill.
shatnerize by Mandingoe September 26, 2004
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Shaderize 

A common practice in Law Enforcement where an Officer needlessly builds up his case to impress his colleagues.
The detective loved to Shaderize his/her cases to impress his/her supervisors.
Shaderize by MrMr Obvious August 28, 2013

shiterized 

1, Gangstar word for shiting yourself

2, To release faecal matter from the anus with force, a necessity at a scat party
The tub girl shiterized herself
shiterized by Jon Bon Jovi June 11, 2006

Shatnerspension 

To build suspension by inserting overdramatic pauses like William Shatner, with or without facial expressions. The suspension created by Shatner pause, Shatner comma, or shatnering.
"Did you see how Matt read that last line? He used Shatner Pause so well that he created Shatnerspension for the group listening."
Shatnerspension by JustJayPHX May 19, 2013

Shatnering 

The complete, and, utter over, use of, commas in sentence structure.
Bobby failed his English essay for shatnering the whole first paragraph.
Shatnering by Flatoutrude July 7, 2016

Shatnerian Reserves

Over dramatic comeback by a hero who seems defeated.
Tending to speak in short, clipped phrases.
He's calling on all his Shatnerian Reserves; "Must....go on. Can't... give up, Earth's only hope!"
Or simply "KAAAAAAAHHNNNN!"
Shatnerian Reserves by The_Grimm_One September 28, 2011

William Shatnering 

When someone has a bad connection in Call of Duty and they move around like William Shatner in Family Guy.
Guy 1: Argh, I can't shoot him.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's William Shatnering.
Guy 1: Yeah, wait, what?
Guy 2: He's William Shatnering.. look it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 1: Okay... homo.
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