Shakespear Moment

A point in time when you warn someone against fucking something up, and then they immediately fuck it up.

It was a complete Shakespear moment when I told him not to break anything, and instead of doing that, he broke everything

by Authority.1 May 20, 2021

Shakespearing

Self-gratification in a noble manner. The act of nobly "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I started Shakespearing since when I was 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have Shakespeared at least once a day.

by Asty March 29, 2020

Shakespearean sex

Sex which is, "full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."

I had Shakespearean sex last night. No, I don't plan to call her, either.

by Copernichris November 22, 2011

Shakespear

Common mis-spelling of William Shakespeare
See Shakespeare

You forgot the e, genius.

by Nick March 26, 2005

Shakespeak

A heavily stylized form of English in which one implements that of Olde English, very elaborate metaphors and sometimes blank verse.

All Shakespearean works use Shakespeak

by TehMonny September 11, 2007

Shakespearing

the verb that describes the act of someone, who is madly in love to the point where it becomes overly dramatic and obsessive, and they start talking like shakespeare would have

1: "Thou hast stolen my heart, you fair angel from the heavens!"
2: "woah calm down you're shakespearing

by Jmanfh November 18, 2013

Shakesfeare

The raging fear of anything written or relating to William Shakespeare.

Person 1: Did you hear about that test on Romeo and Juliet?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got some major Shakesfeare for that.

by No thank you. May 20, 2011