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Hung Like A Seahorse

When a man has an unusually small unit, sometimes referred to as an inny in cold weather situations. Less than 2" long dick
Joe's dick was so tiny, we said he was Hung Like A Seahorse.
by o.t. guy December 10, 2010
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Sebastiaan

Sebastiaan is one of the people who cares for people , he's kind , incredible handsome, has super funny jokes.
Everyone loves a Sebastiaan
by Sebastiaan/Spastiaan12 October 23, 2019
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Sebastian

He is the most loving caring man you will ever meet. He likes to party but would rather spend time with his girlfriend. He is one person you would not want to make mad. If you are his friend he will always be there for you. He has the eyes of an angle and a goddess of kissing he is the perfect lover and a really good friend.
you are a goddess Sebastian!
you are the most caring loving boyfriend in the whole world!!
Sebastian you have the eyes of an angle!
I would love to party with you Sebastian!
by emmyre November 4, 2012
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Sebastian

Sebastian kicks Chuck Norris' ass blindfolded with both hands and feet tied behind his back
Sebastian doesn't blink, the world turns dark

Sebastian gave birth to Adam and Eve

Sebastian gave birth to Chuck Norris. Yes he is his father.

Sebastian only masturbates to pictures of Sebastian

Sebastian does not drink, he chugs

Sebastian does not walk, he charges

Sebastian's breath controls global warming
by Seb12345 July 23, 2009
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Sebastiana

A young, Italian vampire from the Renaissance era of Italy created by Victoria Marinucci. A character in progess.
Drenched in ashen beams, her face was an angelic visage of delicate ivory, olive in hue, and thick dark lashes staring downward to the opened novel held at her chest...Sebastiana-Victoria Marinucci 2006
by Irot August 31, 2006
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Seahawks

The most underrated team in the nfl. With a lot of potental, the Seahawks will bounce back and win a superbowl. Plus they have the 12th man to back them up
Jonah: Hey John, do you like the seahawks chances of making the next superbowl ?
John: If they ditch Tarvares Jackson, YES!!!
by The 12th man fan April 28, 2012
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sebastianic

adj. describing that which is most refined, magnificent, and appealing. Often refers to an ideal that many strive to achieve, but likely never will. An unparalleled perfection.
Girl: Mom, I met the most amazing person. He's a drop-dead gorgeous rocket scientist with a beautiful soul and a great sense of humor. He just might be absolutely perfect.

Mom: There's no such thing as perfect. There's got to be a catch.

Girl: Hmm, but what if he were born with Sebastianic traits?

Mom: If so, you'd be the luckiest girl alive!
by mmGT April 24, 2011
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