scroop

When a man or woman foregoes their need to have a bowel movement so they can engage in sex and then accidentally has said bowel movement during said sex.

Bro I tried to get a quickie with my girl last night after mexican food and popped a scroop like three strokes in. liquid scroop bro liquid ..... Not good.

by pair a dimes May 22, 2015

Scrootie

A single girl ready to be a hoe for the summer!
She’s lit & turns up & doesn’t give a fuck about her ex or anyone bc it’s time to shake that asss and get SHMONNNNEEYYYYY

IT’S SCROOTIE SEASONNNNNNN

by Scrootiebihhh July 2, 2019

Scrof

Sex icon, someone found to be very attractive by many

Brad Pitt is a total scrof

by Alan Derson January 11, 2020

ScroonchPig

The act of being absurdly obnoxious. Usually used in parts of Great Britan

Guy1: "You are rather Scroonchpig"
Guy2: "That's very Scroonchpig innit

by NeptuneWasHere March 11, 2023

scrootboog

A way to describe a person or persons who,are viewed under the slang term "sket".

From "This American Life"

After she said "no" to a date, she said we could remain scrootboog style friends.

by flykidddoc June 16, 2023

Scroogled

A stupid campaign made by Microsoft to bash Gmail about how they tailor it's ads based on keywords from the email. They also started a website and a petition about it.

Guy 1: "Hey, I heard your dog died, but Google offered me some pet coupons. "

Guy 2: "You've just been Scroogled."

by TopTopLel February 21, 2013

scroogled

What happens to users who use Google services due to revelation of collaboration with the NSA. The collaboration is so deep, Google isn't even allowed to discuss their level of involvement. Unrelated to Microsoft marketing campaign. Related: microshafted

I was reading a news story that I found while searching on Google. Turns out I'm scroogled because the NSA has my search history.

by dipiddy August 26, 2013