scroingus

Scroingus refers to a person, thing, or animal (fiction or nonfiction) you like and you think is really precious.

Aww, my cat is such a scroingus!

by TheRealKonekoMotto June 27, 2023

scroinkly

Like a grimbly but more crunkly

Jared smells pretty scroinkly

by baby defenestrator September 21, 2023

Yoda Scroda

When you apply a big goop of lube over your eyelids while an elderly primordial dwarf grinds his balls against them.

Sam gave Matt a Yoda Scroda while screaming "YODA SCRODA!"

by Aunt Gemima August 16, 2014

scrode

based on the word "chode" on which your penis is wider then its length, but in the "scrode" instance, your actuall scrotum is longer then your penis, hence the term, "scrode"

Wow, that kid Rich Guy sure has a mega scrode, because John Meclhing sucked it last night and told me!

by heath vorhees October 1, 2004

scroodilydoo

a scrotum shaped cookie eaten by mexicans, complete with hair and foul odor

hey there jose what's that youre eatin?
Jose: it's a scroodilydoo! scrotum + snickerdoodle.
LOOKS HAIRY......lol

by amber evans May 1, 2008

scrodeling

The act of humming, moaning, or trying to talk with balls in your mouth.

Your mom: MMffffmmphppth!

Me: Bitch, I can't understand your scrodeling. Take my balls outcha mouth before you talk.

by sphincterella June 28, 2010

Cheesy Scrod

A woman who is no longer, or never was, desireable. Usually used to describe your friends ex. Derived from a Florida restuarant sign advertising the special of the day "Cheesy Scrod $10.99".

"Man, that bitch you were with was such a cheesy scrod."

by Spanks Johnson October 2, 2005