Simoni. Pretty cool chic. Easy going, doesn’t really care much about anything unless it’s important to her. Rejects every guy yet complains she’s single. She’d rather have a small close friend group than a big one. She’s depressed. She’s hilarious. She’s really creative. She either loves you or hates you. She would rather raise a dog than a kid.
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Induction of masculine vocal characteristics onto a female voice sample by altering the pitch and formant; analogous to the colour pink of Atlantic salmon.
Induction of masculine vocal characteristics onto a female voice sample by altering the pitch and formant; analogous to the colour pink of Atlantic salmon.
Detective Haras asked the audio forensic lab to salmonify the voice recording to make it less annoying.
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An attractive and charismatic woman.
Very cool, awesome person who has a lot of friends, is really loud and loves everyone. especially jeffrey. wolf-lovers, stay away!!
Don’t let the good looks fool you because for 3 days a month it can turn into Satan’s equivalent!
Your only line of defence is tickling, can be extremely effective when done properly
hey have you seen Saloni?
"yeah she's just over there being a boss ass bitch Please go f*ck yourself with a cactus
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A yo-yo thief.
Hey, that Saloni just stole my yo-yo!
An attractive and charismatic woman.
Very cool, awesome person who has a lot of friends, is really loud and loves everyone. especially jeffrey. wolf-lovers, stay away!!
Don’t let the good looks fool you because for 3 days a month it can turn into Satan’s equivalent!
Your only line of defence is tickling, can be extremely effective when done properly
hey have you seen Saloni?
"yeah she's just over there being a boss ass bitch Please go f*ck yourself with a cactus
Girlss who say “a lot of guys are after me” should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers! Saloni is woman with high standards is a woman who knows what she wants Classy,strong, independent fearless,loyal,lovable she is strong, but not in the ways most people think. She loves more than she’ll ever get back and she know it and yet she loves anyway unforgettable creature! A girl who keeps bringing up feminism when she's losing an argument
A yo-yo thief.
Hey, that Saloni just stole my yo-yo!
Saloni is a bombshell!
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We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.
Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.
Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.
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