smileynev

The frothy by product of anal sex. Also see santorum.

Drool Boy's penis was covered in smileynev after a night of wild lovemaking to Desslock.

by santa December 23, 2003

SmileyPorn

Smileyporn n (smahy-lee-pawrn) Used to describe the gratitous use of smileys on internet forums.

Digitalspy is full of smileyporn, it's disgusting.

by A_bloke September 18, 2006

Smiley Face

Burning flesh with a hot Bic lighter such that the resultant scarring looks much like a classic "Smiley Face ™ " Even with the modern "Child Safe" Bic... It still works!!! Sore though...

I've just burnt a "Smiley Face ™" into my forearm!!!! You're too old for that bitches!!!
Ow!
Self torture
Cutting
Masochism
Wow that hurts!!!

by youdbesoluckytoknowme December 16, 2010

smiley dog

when you tuck your penis inside your ballsack

damn i gave myself a smiley dog and it looks just like peter

by Jordan tap dancing christ January 11, 2008

SmileyCentral

I bet you ever clicked on those "Free Smileys for your IM Messenger!" ads. As me (and maybe) you, can hate when you are talking to someone in your IM and so the person that you're talking with is a smiley whore(smiley whore is that person that has compulsive use of smileys, like when he type "Stuff", the S is on fire, the F is dancing, and that annoying thing) you may hate that jumping or talking or driving or whatever doing SmileyCentral smileys.

Also, as those "Free upgrade" or "Free screensavers" that I am sure that are a pleothora of spy, well that MUST be the same with the smileys stuff.

Go to www.smileycentral.com and ENJOY THE ANNOYING THING.

yeah. it is that site.

by bactac May 23, 2006

Emo Smiley Face

It was a text face created severel months ago that looks like this: =)=. A mix between a smiley face and an sad face, just like emo people.

Use it after being insulted.

"You're a faggot, I hope you die!"

"=)="

"What the hell is that?"

"Emo smiley face"

"Thats amazing..."

by SZeth May 20, 2009

SMILEY FACE COVERUP

USED WHEN TYPING SOMETHING THAT MAY BE PERCEIVED AS OFFENSIVE

THERE FOR ADDING A SMILEY FACE TO COVER IT UP
AND MAKE IT ALL GOOD

ALONZO: DUDE YOUR MOMS GOT SUCH A BANGING BODY I WOULD TOTALLY STICK A BABY UP THAT BITCH :)<------THIS IS A SMILEY FACE COVERUP

by LILDIDDy October 1, 2008