good morning salute

a boner, an erection that is standing when you wake up in the morning

dude, i woke up this morning and had a good morning salute for all my troops

by jason cornelius April 14, 2008

One Finger Salute

The usage of the middle finger to insult a person who offended you, AKA, flipping them off, giving them the bird, et cetera.

'Yeah, well f**k you!' -Proceeds to use middle finger in exasperation-

-Other person, to himself- 'He just gave me the one finger salute!'

-Fight ensues-

by Pirate Soul November 18, 2007

Roman salute

Noun: a manner of military salutation allegedly peculiar to ancient Rome, in which the right arm and hand are extended and elevated in the direction of any superior officer, or in the absence of any such superior, in the geographical direction of Rome itself, accompanied by the Latin phrase "Ave Caesar" ("Hail Caesar").

"Immediately upon taking command of the Antonia fortress, the tribune Messala executed the Roman salute to the former fortress commandant."

by speedog May 2, 2010

saluche

An exclamation that can be used as a greeting or response. One's inflection determines how the word is used. The term comes from the catchphrase of St. Vincentian Comedian Lucian 'Saluche' Small who often ended his bits by calling out his nickname.

Person 1: "Good Morning" // Person 2 (In Response): "Saluche!
- or-

Person 1: "Did you get that Funko pop?" // Person 2 (Sorrowfully): "Saluche..."

by ThePuffyTaco July 26, 2018

Popcorn salute

When at a theatre, purchase an extra-large popcorn and enjoy your movie. DO NOT eat the popcorn past the half-way mark. When your movie is finished, proceed to enter a movie that is in progress. Walk to the center lane infront of everyone and scream "POPCORN SALUTE!". Lob the popcorn over the back of your head so it hits the ceiling and explodes over everyone in the crowd. Run.

Also, if you havent finished your soda, dump it in prior to saluting your popcorn for added effect.

That popcorn salute at the end of Narnia II left those virgin nerds covered in sodacorn.

by vagslapper February 23, 2009

PUA Salute

(v) An early attraction IOI displayed from a female that consists of a single quick swipe of the fingertips across the forehead hairline or over the ear hairline. This typically occurs when a male is conveying alpha-male or PUA characteristics in the female's presence.

Tom: "Hey, I was talking to that new HB in accounting and she gave me a PUA Salute in under 60 seconds!"
Bob: "Ha, I was sarging this girl at the club last night and got one under 5 seconds!"

by afterthought4 August 4, 2009

Bulbous salutation

Another term for an erection as described by Morrissey in his autobiography.

“The pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”

by thischarmingtrash February 18, 2019