When someone starts telling a story that you really dont want to hear or has already completed telling a story that was super boring and uneventful, you say "cool story bro" as you close your hands in front of you in a basket shape and say "put it in the story basket" then when they go to drop their "story" in the basket you separate your hands and let the story fall through ur fingers thus saying the ever so popular line, "oops, no one cares" thus stopping the person from finishing their ever so boring story or gently reminding them that their story was stupid because it is lost in the never ending story basket :)
The story basket is open to past, present, and future comments.
The story basket is open to past, present, and future comments.
friend 1: "omg that reminds me of this one time i went to Nebraska.." friend 2: "cool story bro, put it in the story basket.....oops no one cares"
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Tim- "So then, out of no where--"
John- "--The lady pops out of the bushes and poops on his lawn."
Tim- "Dude, you're such a story moocher."
John- "--The lady pops out of the bushes and poops on his lawn."
Tim- "Dude, you're such a story moocher."
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I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.
I just got dumped. Story of my life.
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I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.
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Tim: So, we were hanging out at the mortician's apartment doing keg stands and boat races, and then she leads me to the back room and.......
Pause.....
Brendan: And... and what? You can't lead me on like that and then just stop. I'm getting story balls.
Tim: She passed out.
Brendan: Why did you even tell me that shit?
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Brendan: And... and what? You can't lead me on like that and then just stop. I'm getting story balls.
Tim: She passed out.
Brendan: Why did you even tell me that shit?
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