all Stat

An abbreviation of Ball State, generally caused by females wearing Ball State shirts. The cleavage causes the B and e to be obscured, thus rendering the shirt all Stat

that girl over there goes to All Stat University

all Stat by Justin H. V. October 19, 2008

Dunkadelic Stat-Meter

Is a basketball term for the number of Dunks recorded by a player in a game and or season. Is not an official statistic by most leagues but is recorded by individual teams for players.

Amare Stoudemire is number 1 in the NBA on the Dunkadelic Stat-Meter averaging 3.1 dunks per game. Shaquille O'Neal is leading the NBA in the Dunkadelic Stat-Meter catagory with over 200 dunks for the season.

Dunkadelic Stat-Meter by Derrick E. Vaughan March 27, 2005

Scare Stat 

A stat that is potentially mis-leading, used with the intention of playing off of fear-based emotional reactions (pathos), used to support an idea. This idea, requiring deceptive support, is likely flawed. A scare stat has hidden truth (or is a twisted version of truth) which the author of the scare stat hopes you will overlook, as most people do.

"In the five years after alcohol sales were expanded, the number of drinking and driving related deaths in Calloway County more than doubled compared to the five years before.

In the five years after alcohol sales were expanded, Calloway County experienced 34% more alcohol-related arrests on average compared to the five years before.

In the five years after alcohol sales were expanded, Calloway County experienced 60% more total criminal arrests on average compared to the five years before."

-source of these scare stats: keepitoutofmurray.com/statistics.html

Scare Stat by FreedomFighter2011 September 11, 2011

Turbo-stat

Before now.

......You're already late.

"I need those papers on my desk turbo-stat."

"I'm ready for BJork's album to drop turbo-stat."

"I want that guy's dick in my mouth turbo-stat." (valley girl voice optional)

Turbo-stat by deadpool408 April 15, 2014

Stretch Stat 

A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.

"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"

- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"

"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "

- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"

Stretch Stat by LeoMarbson January 30, 2021

ap stat 

1) acronym: A-Plus Statutory Rapist
2) one who intentionally lures and seduces a female notwithstanding the fact that she is a minor, specifically eighth grade (13 years of age). See bat mitzvah special and pulling a dave

That AP Stat is so grimey--he made out with a 13 year old, and he's 27!

ap stat by Tha Docta Fill May 28, 2005

Bit o'Stat 

The term refers to anyone below the legal age of sexual consent. It ties in to the casual discussion and practice of men or women who are unknowingly interested in sexual partners below the legal age of consent. These people frequently find themselves in situations where they have to interact with attractive people, albeit of slightly too young in age nature.

I saw Nick hanging around the playground today. He must be on the hunt for a bit o'Stat.

Bit o'Stat by tsoltrs January 10, 2017