Stand to pee is a device that transexual men use to pee while standing. It allows them to feel less dysphoria while using the bathroom. Usually used before the person has surgery on the downstairs part of their body. Not that all trans men get the surgery.
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To step or stand upright in an aggressive but somewhat understated manner in an effort to intimidate or weird out a selected stranger, usually in public.
Man in bar: You see that guy over here? he's totally standin' at me.
Man's friend: He wanna start somethin'?
Man: Fuck you! (pushes man who was standing at him).
I was in the subway yesterday and some creepy homeless man stood at me for like 20 minutes! I didn't know what he wanted
It looked like he was coming up to the bar to get a drink, but I knew he was just coming to stand at me.
Man's friend: He wanna start somethin'?
Man: Fuck you! (pushes man who was standing at him).
I was in the subway yesterday and some creepy homeless man stood at me for like 20 minutes! I didn't know what he wanted
It looked like he was coming up to the bar to get a drink, but I knew he was just coming to stand at me.
by zombiesmmm March 6, 2009
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Unemployment Office Person: "Name and occupation?"
Comicus: "Comicus, Stand-up Philosopher."
Unemployment Office Person: "A what?"
Comicus: "A Stand-up Philosopher. I take the collasence of daily life and produce anectdotes that have synonymous meaning with various people."
Unemployment Office Person: "Oh. A bullshit artist!"
Comicus: "Uh...Yeah."
Unemployment Office Person: "Well, did you bullshit today? Did you try to bullshit today? Try harder or we'll have to cut-off you payments. Next please!"
Comicus: "Comicus, Stand-up Philosopher."
Unemployment Office Person: "A what?"
Comicus: "A Stand-up Philosopher. I take the collasence of daily life and produce anectdotes that have synonymous meaning with various people."
Unemployment Office Person: "Oh. A bullshit artist!"
Comicus: "Uh...Yeah."
Unemployment Office Person: "Well, did you bullshit today? Did you try to bullshit today? Try harder or we'll have to cut-off you payments. Next please!"
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