King of the Stall

A game where two men walk into a stall and compare penis sizes. The more bestowed stays. Loser leaves the bathroom. This is repeated until a king is named.
John: “Bro, Caden absolutely destroyed me in King of the Stall today”
Jaden: “Yeah man I heard he gained 2 inches over the summer”
by BackontopinJune January 25, 2022
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Stall Donkey

A label used to describe a person who prefers the floor as a vessel for their bowel movements and other calls of nature rather than a toilet, urinal, or garbage can.
Bro, did you see the bathroom yesterday?The walls and floor were covered with shit but the fucking toilet didn't suffer even a stain.

Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"
by OxfordDefinitions August 02, 2023
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4th Stall

Euphemism for masturbating.

Origin - somebody from our office building appears to masturbate in the 4th stall in our shared bathroom every afternoon.
"I don't feel much like going out tonight. I'm going to 4th stall it at home."

"It's been a slow day at work - I 4th stalled all afternoon."
by EyeballIB July 16, 2013
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Stalling Off

A. To hit someone when they aren't looking
B. To hit someone without making it aware that you want to fight them
C. To hit someone from a blind side
Kwame: Dang bro, how'd you lose to Kel!?
Jose: He stalled off of me, dude didn't even give me a chance to square up
Kwame: Dude's are STILL stalling off? Wow, I thought you lost fair and square.....Guess not
by DreadfulControversy October 25, 2011
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Stall Shit

When you have to shit, but don't want to touch the toilet seat, so you pull your pants down and hover over the seat, but misjudge your angle and spew diarrhea all over the back of the toilet and stall walls. Also called a "Famous Daves".
I feel bad for the guy at Famous Daves that has to clean up that stall shit at the end of his shift. Man, that guy really did a "Famous Daves" in there!
by Martin_Bishop June 08, 2018
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conference stall

That one stall in the bathroom where that one person takes conference calls
That dude was in the conference stall again this morning. His coworkers must think he's the shit.
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Stalling the flow

When there is work to be done, yet all you do is joke around.
Person 1: "Hey did you finish the advanced factoring of Calculus Polynomials??"

Person 2: "Hey man remember that time at the fair when you puked?"

Person 3: "Dude, you're stalling the flow."
by ZeroBallGravity September 08, 2010
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