Person A: I just got a phone call from that meth addict Joe Gaddis.
Person B: He's such a sperm fail.
Person B: He's such a sperm fail.
by Steve_Juggernaut December 12, 2010
Blemishes formed on a man or woman's face after receiving a cum facial. These zits are believed to be caused by individual sperms getting trapped in the pores looking for something to impregnate. :( poor lil guys.
by Bigguns McGee July 03, 2010
The result of too much sperm being released into the vagina, creating a condition inside that grows and mutates into a creature that exits the vagina in a period of roughly nine months.
by Veen May 05, 2003
Noun. (Perjorative) A sexually promiscuous woman who has multiple sequential partners, typically in a single night, which leaves her vagina full of semen.
"'Didn't that sperm bucket's mama ever teach her about a douche bag?' Gerald asked himself. 'She probably got one for Xmas from her Auntie Hoe and clutches it to her tits on a cold night as a hotwater bottle.'"
-- Jay McInerney, "The Shrike" (short-story, 1983)
-- Jay McInerney, "The Shrike" (short-story, 1983)
by Tummy Augratin August 14, 2006
A women who is giving oral sex and works up a sneeze at the same time the male is cumming causing her to blow jizz out her nose
Jessica is now a sperm dragon , she was out with brad and he told me she had cum coming out her nose and almost bit his balls off
by envyit September 06, 2018
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by RM June 26, 2003