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speedbumps

The result of low quality toilet paper. Characterized by the pilling of cheap toilet paper within the hairs of the user’s butthole. Can be experienced when being penetrated in the butthole.
Damn, these speedbumps are scratching my dick up bae.”
by C_O_T_S October 7, 2021
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Saugatuck Speedbumps

Common medical definition for hemorrhoids or anal warts.
Recklessly driving his Trouser Torpedo down Brown street, Johnny Wad damaged his suspension thumping through the Saugatuck Speedbumps at excessive speeds.
by Hugh Jardon 1965 May 12, 2021
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Speedbump

When your barber sees a hot chick drive by and cuts a zooming line in your hairline

Can also refer to if your hairline is so bad it looks like if your barber hit a speed bump when cutting your hair
Hey his barber really likes speedbumps.
by THEFATHEROFYOU April 13, 2017
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Speedbump

Having sex so fast you almost don't notice it, unless it was an explosive orgasm.
We had a speedbump last night. Right in the hallway! So, fast no one noticed us.
by XRKelly September 4, 2019
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speedbumpin

an alcoholic who passes out just about anywhere but mainly outside on the sidewalks/streets and people walk by them without any acknowledgement because they rather not deal with them cause of embarressment, social status, lack of empathy, sympathy or their too busy with their own lives to notice what's going on around them
My cousin speedbumpin it again because of all that money he got on Christmas.
by JJ Der-B December 28, 2020
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speedbump tiktok

a content creator who mostly post their art like cartoon providing funny goofs and laughs. although he hasn’t shown his face we can all tell he has long puffy hair which is based on one of his characters. he also hosts a realm on minecraft bedrock which he plays on its mostly taken by a furry and a child.
“have you seen speedbump tiktok’s new tiktok???”
by anon103322 March 19, 2021
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Speedbump position

A type of sex position designed to target the g-spot, which is like a simple version of doggy-style where the person would lay on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speed bump' and the person who are penetrating them would enter from behind while kneeling and use the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in-between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration (deep enough to hit the g-spot), or straddle them for a less intense angle.
person 1: "I had sex with my S/O last night and we did the speedbump position, it felt amazing."
person 2: "lucky, wish i could try that position with my S/O"
by Shx4d0w July 19, 2022
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