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Juan Chai Spa Treatment

Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.
by Lee Saint Joe October 10, 2021
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Guantánamo Spa Treatment

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!
by El Perrito Blanco December 18, 2012
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Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.
“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”

"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"
by Katy Proper December 30, 2008
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Spas black

Spas black is a better footballer then messi who can’t shoot for shit but when he shoots he only shoots from 50 yards out and scores spas black is great.
by Suuuuuuuuuii March 5, 2022
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Spa

Slang for someone who is an idiot or generally oblivious to most common sense things
“You see that jack fella? He’s a right spa”
by Slang245 May 14, 2022
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Spa-roos

A Spa-roos is a singular organism that wanders around the abyss of a certain internet site where it stalks among unsuspecting victims to show off it's amazing ability in douche-baggery. It could also be found lurking amongst random players where it can unleash it's super powers of complete and utter sexyness. Many woman players of this site have hard core fan-gasms over this singular organism called a Spa-roos.
Fangirl: Oh my goodness, did you just see that?

Fangirl2: Yea. I believe that it was a Spa-roos

Both: * gasm *
by MindlyCheeken July 22, 2009
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SPAS

SPAS stands for Social Persona Anti Symptom. This feeling you have when you get to know someone online through their profile on social media, you follow them and at first you may like them or find an interest in them, yet slowly you develop SPAS against them, they are a turn of in the way they present themselves, how they expose themselves online- SPAS is a feeling of rejection, judgmental and it feels like you know you don't like them even though you have never truly met. Now when you have SPAS against someone you are not remotely interested in hanging out with them offline. The big question is can we overcome SPAS and potentially meet someone awesome even though online we think they suck!?
This Insta profile makes me feel SPAS

I Feel SPAS against him
Im having a SPAS moment
He/She has a SPAS profile
by Dara and Sari July 23, 2019
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