kaiser sozed

When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.

Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.

by jaken May 14, 2012

sozzlefest

Occurs after an incident in which much socially unacceptable behaviour has occured. A sozzlefest takes place to apologise to the the general public. Flailing often occurs in conjunction with a sozzlefest.

Ms Nguyen: "What is Emily doing on the floor again?"
India: "Oh she just said something utterly ridiculous, hence the sozzlefest!"

by stargirloz May 13, 2009

sozilla

dominating force, impossible to overcome; usually pertaining to videogame

Shit son! I jus tgot sozzilad!

Sozilla just went beast mode on my ass!

by hellanorcal May 27, 2010

Sozzleberries

An incredibly sinscere declaration of absolute and unrivalled sorrow.

Steve: "I just found out that my dog died."

Paul: "...Sozzleberries!"

Clinton: "Oh, that was YOUR wife? Sozzleberries!"

by Ham I am. November 4, 2011

sozevs

A portmanteau of soz for sorry, and whatevs for whatever. When you want to apologise sightly, and express your indifference at the same time.

Mom: stop watching YouTube, time is up
Child: sozevs (continues to watch YouTube)

by Comtebenoit June 21, 2019

Soznugget

A alternative to saying "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that".

Can be used genuinely, or in a passive-aggressive form.

Why did you blow up my house in Minecraft with TNT?
Soznugget!!

by Bazza35 August 17, 2020

sozit

A hot ass bitch that has the best personality in the room, she is kind but funny as fuck. She’s dramatic at times but not a total pain in the ass. Sozit is so cool and fun to be around.

Sozit is drop dead gorgeous!

by wordawg😍😍😍 May 22, 2021