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Size Denial

Either one of two things:

1.(n.) When a person (usually overweight) can no longer fit into clothes of a particular size but continue to buy and wear clothes of said size, despite what their gut/hips might have to say about it. Typically occurs when a person refuses to accept that they've either become fat, or(in the case of an already lardy person), have gained even more weight.

2.(n, abstract) When a person who may feel a touch insecure about the size of their..."thing " buys condoms larger then they are.
This often leads to slippage.
1. Suffering from a classic case of size denial, Jack continued to wear his favorite size 30 jeans, despite the fact that his waistline bordered size 38.
(please note that this phenomenon is more prevalent in women.)

2. Luke wanted to buy condoms, but he when he found out he was "Garden Snake" size, his size denial kicked in.
So instead, he grabbed the Anaconda ones instead.
by rotamboh December 27, 2009
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KH2 Setzer

though I think it's basically the same as FFVI Setzer
"KH2 Setzer, though I think it's basically the same as FFVI Setzer"
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Denial Size

The actual size clothing a person should be wearing. known as the denial size because you actually wear a size smaller.
Baby those shorts look great, are they your new skinny shorts?

Yes, a size smaller than I was wearing before, but really two sizes down from my denial size.
by damndiver August 13, 2009
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Raktim Size

Raktim Size is a new scientificdimension” of a huge dick.
What size is your dick bro? Raktim size my man, that shit is huge.
by Raktim September 21, 2019
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Size up

The phrase "size up", usually used in arguments, essentially means to "stand up and fight"
"Yo, no long talkin' b. Either size up or nize up"

In other words...

"Hey man, I don't want to do this long talking business anymore. Either stand up to me and let's fight, or shut up."
by suwayy March 26, 2017
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size queen

Uh, lets be clear about this. The whole "queen" lingo lexicon was created in the gay community. A size queen is a dude who digs the massively huge penis, forsaking all others. Any reference to a woman being a size queen is great, but a secondary definition.
Dennis has a small pee-pee and Bruce, the size queen she is, would never put up with that shit.
by dudedigger January 27, 2004
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down size

corporate euphemism for "let's save a little money by firing half our staff and making the other suckers work twice as hard."
by fredo October 22, 2003
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