school

Place where your parents expect you to eventually graduate from and if you don't they disown you and you end up working at 711 making no money and living off of TV dinners for the rest of your life because employers think you need a piece of paper to prove that you learned stuff in school. You spend 20% of your life in school re-learning the same BS over and over again until you think that the only time you'd actually use math is to calculate the number of bullets you'd put through your head to get yourself out of this nightmarish hellhole of an existence.

Bobby got a B- on a paper in school so his dad beat him with a rod.

school by UpperGreens September 13, 2007

School

Schools are just a front for corporate bigshots, to enslave the minds of innocent children and force them to complete mind numbing work. See concentration camp

none necessary

School by Anonymous May 15, 2003

School

A torture chamber. A place where you spend 25% of your life on (not including homework.) A place where you have to listen to a teacher's constant ramblings. A place that is made to brainwash kids in thinking that their life is ruined if they don't go to school.

Me: Whatchu do today?

Mindless Zombie: I went to school for 10 hours, then went home and did my homework.

Me: aww that sucks...

School by ilolalaugh May 11, 2012

school

a place with people who tear you apart. people who annoy the shit outta you. and adults who tells us what to do, when do to it, how to act, when to use the restroom, when to talk, cry, laugh, or breathe.

school is a place where i stopped learning anything useful since 5th grade and now it’s where i sit in my thoughts triggering depression.

fuck school
i was fine during the summer but once school came i felt so alone

school by teensarebasic December 30, 2019

school

Hell for some people and a sanctuary for others.

1. Do i really have to go to school? It sucks ass
2. Woo Hoo school!

school by npknhdfrvr May 13, 2005

School

Fuck this place.

School: Fuck Me!!!

School by Sterling1994 May 9, 2011

school

An evil place. The place we all go to as a punishment for becoming 4-6 years old.
A place where you must get beaten up then tattle on the person bullying you afterwards...
a place where you do so much work without a break...
a place where all of the teachers expect respect from you, no matter how badly they treat you.
A hellhole said to be about learning and education by parents and commercials...but to us...a place of stress...boredom...pressure.
And that isn't all. When we get home, we must bring the hell of it too.
Homework
Not to mention the fact that they lie to you that you would need it in life. Bitch please...

Person1: I'm going to school.
Person2: Don't go to school...
Person1: Why not? It's super educational.
Person2: *kicks person1 in the balls so hard, his great great grandkids can feel it.*

school by Walking Catfish September 21, 2016