schlong

a SCHLONG is another funny word for dick,Penis,cock,Meat rod, and the sexual sword!

Guy 1: Wanna see my Schlong ;)
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch

by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023

schlong

most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.

"amplifiedpoop2 on twitter keeps posting about schlongs"

by dumbasjax January 4, 2024

Schlong

A penis over 10"

You have a beautiful schlong

by IncaMaca November 21, 2024

schlong

A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.

Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"

by cooldefenitionmaekr April 16, 2024

schlöng

The schlöng (common name) : The schlöng is a type of silly stupid person that makes a lot of mistake without knowing fear or shame. The schlong is always having fun, whether of himself or the others. The schlong has very deep introspection that can never be expressed, that's why its braincells would stink like death if it were to be extract from him/her. The smell is unimanigable.

To schlöng (verb) : to stink from the inside.

The schlong him/herself : Do you want to play ping pong ?
A friend : No, because you're schlönging.

by Anne Thon May 9, 2023

Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018

Schlong Doggled

Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, tricked, conned. To be taken advantage of.

That bitch schlong doggled me into buying her dinner and didn't even give it up...

by bobondeez February 23, 2013