Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

To those who want to know what Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is about, allow me to explain. It is a webisode series by This Is It, a British group who create unique films like Bad Things That Could Happen. It centers on three puppets, a red hairy creature, a green duck, and a yellow puppet who always get these random teachers who teach, actually sing, a lesson.

The first time you see this, you'd think that this is a kid's show, but it is far from it. It is either 1:a parody about teachers who can't teach, 2: a show so horrific, it makes citizens of Wonderland as though they are sane people who are complete saints, or 3: a show that could, and this is my theory, very well be an allegory of how life was like in Germany during Cold War, and let me tell you, it was anything but good.

To survive this colorful world of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, you must follow these rules....

1: Do not show anyone who is under the age of 16-18 this heinous realm.

2: If you watch any episode that contains food, do not eat close to or right after watching the episode. It is nauseating.

3: If you are still in High school/College, and have a teacher with a similar profession as one character, you must not watch the episode before class because then it will be very awkward.

4: Lastly but not least, don't kill yourself...or better yet, if you are tempted to go insane, go to a therapist.

And remember kids, to stay in school!...OR NOT...

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is not something to take lightly, that it should not be shown to little kids.

Student #1: God, I am in trouble! I just watched the second episode of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, and I have a History class to go to.
Student #2: That wasn't the episode with the creepy yelling clock, was it?
Student #1: Yes.

Student #2: Oh man...

by Mariposa24 March 11, 2016

Get Scared

A Band filled with metal, screamo, and repeatable tunes. They have been #1 in countries, and in hearts

Get Scared is an amazing band

by semiart March 19, 2017

never scared

a person that is never scared to take on anyone weather it be bouncers or a gang of people or u gotta gun they aint never scared of you...

Well we all no : " I told you muthaf*ckaz i aint neva scared "

I aint never scared to brawl

by Joshua B January 4, 2004

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

This YouTube series is what will happen if Sesame Street takes LSD, then meets with Freddy Krueger. It contains cake with organs, screaming clocks, a love-based Scientology, digital dancing computers, a duck getting his organs ripped out ALIVE!!!!!!, and a character almost going mentally insane, but whatever, if it has cute sentient oranges, YouTube and the FTC say it's a kids show.

This five year old kid doesn't want to eat cake anymore, because of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

by TheAnimator01 April 26, 2020

a'int scared of shit

Being totally fearless to any outcome of the circumstances at hand. Also known as Josh he don't give a shit!

He told me had a gun and I looked him straight in the face and said, I "a'int scared of shit"! Then I did a line of blow.

by Franklin Ruffians November 1, 2013

Cock scared

'Cock scared' is the phrase used for a when a female is too scared to touch cock in any way shape of form. E.g sexual intercourse, blow jobs and/or hand jobs

Damien: Hey dude, did Barbara suck off that new lad at school??

Ollie: Dude, HELL NO!! She is cock scared!!

by Ollie M November 16, 2005

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

An amazing YouTube mini-series directed by Becky Sloan and Joeseph Pelling featuring 3 main protagonists; Red Guy, Yellow Guy, and Duck. Each episode has an education song. Great for kids.

Person 1:have you heard of don't hug me i'm scared and did you see that they're making a new tv series this year sometime in september 2022 on channel 4

Person 2: YES YOU ARE COOL WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS

Person 1: YES YOU ARE COOL AS WELL WE ARE FRIENDS NOW

by camillathechameleon June 30, 2022