sandal-wearing goldfish tenders

The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'

The Japanese! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!

by brwhizz May 23, 2009

Scandilion

scan-di-lion
scan-dee-lyin'

–noun
rhymes with dandelion
1. (n) a coy, mischievous person

2. (n) one who commits mildly scandalous acts while maintaining an innocent attitude or reputation

1. Meg filled Bill's office waist deep with Styrofoam packing peanuts, while he was away on vacation. She is a total scandilion!

2. Can you believe the teacher's pet got caught smoking a joint? He is definitely a scandilion.

3. That scandilion bet her friends that she could pick up the goofiest guy at the club.

by ScandiLion January 13, 2011

Scandasian

Scandasian is someone who is half Scandinavian and half Asian.

Nick: what are you? Where are you from?
Beth: I’m Scandasian! Half Danish, half Japanese.

by Sourplumyes May 20, 2021

God lost his sandals

A phrase used to describe a very remote place or time.

I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!

He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.

by onenationunderkim November 16, 2011

Pork Scotch sandals

Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.

Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?

Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.

by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009

sandalphobia

A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.

Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.

by Locker June 12, 2007

rhys scandle

a fag who gets salty

rhys scandle is so salty and hes a fag

by chode69420 January 19, 2018