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Pants Ruiner

1...someone who continually shits their pants to the point they just wear none, and only wear diapers.

2...a person who goes insane, and the only thing they can think of doing at the time is shit themselves, therefore ruining thier pants, and underwear.

3...a vandal who goes into expensive stores and tries on all of the white pants, and leaves big brown stains in all the asses, in effect ruining them.

4...when in battle, shitting in your BDU's and calling for a medic to come and change them for you so you can keep fighting on, and killing people, not wasting time worrying about clean pants, that's the Medic's job.
Blap is such a Pants Ruiner, he dosn't even come out of the house anymore, and just lines his walls with plastic.

Wang lost his wife and kids to a stampede of Yetti, so when he found out he was a true Pants Ruiner due to the shock of losing his whole family.

Let's go out Pants Ruining tonight, and show those motherfukers who is the real boss.

Specialist Chris Shupe is the greatest Pants Ruiner in the Army, he killed twelve Arabs all while getting his pants changed, what a bad-ass motherfuker.
by Blip Rogers September 23, 2007
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Runt

A gang, collection, assembly, team, gathering, pack, or group of small persons AKA midgets.

Any more then two midgets results in a RUNT of midgets. To be used just like a Pride of lions or murder of crows...There's an unruly RUNT of midgets terrorizing the city!
Dude #1: Why are you limping and how come you have bruises everywhere below your belt?
Dude #2: So I got jumped by a RUNT of angry midgets! They were vicious! POWERFUL TINY FISTS!
by Stew Pidassal June 23, 2021
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runt

diminutive
the smallest (usually animal in a litter)
He was the runt of the litter.
by Anonymous November 7, 2002
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ruin your shit

A term used by Maddox on maddox.xmission.com. Means to "fuck up" or "eradicate" something.
Man, This band totally ruins your shit and stomps your colon
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005
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Ruined Orgasm

When your masturbating and you reach the point of no return and suddenly stop and remove any contact with the penis. The penis ejaculates but it is only a quarter of the feeling a normal orgasm is.
My girlfriend gave me a ruined orgasm last night, i spat on her and threw her out of my car.
by Callum6969 May 12, 2009
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runtcunt

A ratchet and utterly most disgusting and vile thot that has ever walked the planet, smells fishfingered, queefsalot , and gives you a inward boner when you lay eyes on the creature. They usually feed off each other, and breeding them usually results in a autistic spectrum mulatto, further evolving them into ratchet beasts.
Walking in the street Seth came across a wild runtcunt hiding in a dark alleyway. The creature emitted a queef and a foul fish oder. As Seth passed by it, it's arms flailed and he noticed a glimmer of liquid squirt out. As he witnessed this, his cock shot into his bladder. Terrified Seth darted off into the distance, eyes bleeding from what he just saw.
by TwerkingSlothFetus November 14, 2014
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ruin our friendship

when you want to be more than friends (lovers)

like the song jenny by studio killers
alex: i wanna ruin our friendship
sam: what?
alex: we should be lovers instead
by mangoavocado November 19, 2020
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