The Rift 101

The Rift 101, is the most awesome person ever. He's so ultimately awesome that he'll instantaniously kick your ass just by looking at you. He will grow up and invent the machine that makes bad people ugly. He will free the slaves up the river who live with Barry White and Walt Whitman, and his also ultimately awesome blue ox, Emily Dickinson, who happens to be in a relationship with space Santa. He will fix the people mover that Walt Whitman broke because Walt Whitman bought him a pistachio ice cream cone. He will restore Walt Whitman's name and give him back his trusty sweaty wrestler bazooka so he can destroy the evil looneytunes robot army which The Rift 101 will also create in the future to save humanity from the hellish minions of Wal Mart in 2034, and to aid the army of genetically engineered, highly civilized blue tigers who are pinned down on the planet Chenieg IV because thier BushWacker Rifles ran out of ammunition.

The Rift 101 is your future ruler. The Rift 101 is NOT fruit flavored. The Rift 101 will kick your ass so bad with his pinky that your dead ancestors will feel it.

The Rift 101 is da SHIZZ!

Pwang & Wanker. The best words ever.

by The Rift 101 March 3, 2005

risty

A huge lesbian that looks like a 12 year old boy,

Risty is super gay

by Follow me on [e-mail] May 5, 2020

RiftyTwist

A fatass that plays games and is obbsessed with robloxand is whack at soccer but still likes it

That dumbass riftytwist failed on all that shit!

by dhrub February 14, 2019

Riftyboi

He is a Rec Room YouTuber who has over 20 Subscribers, who makes Rec Room or other BE/Screenmode games, with his hilarious friends who always makes him laugh.

"Hey Rifty your a Potato"
"No I'm not Arian I'm Riftyboi"

by Potassikin November 25, 2021

rifty115

A very cool and nice streamer who im friends with

"hey have you heard of Rifty115 ?"
'no ? Who is that?'
"Hes a twitch streamer! You should check Him Out"

by Mossymeadows May 15, 2022

Riffy Patty

To annoy someone with vocal obnoxiousness. Complaining or offending someone hostily or abruptly.

John- Whats wrong with you today man?
Rick- Man im still upset from that riffy patty my mom gave me earlier.

by shipsay guy September 25, 2009

Rifoy

N. a girl/guy that you would only fuck if they were right infront of you naked but would not under any other circumstances. in other words she/ he is okay.

She's a Rifoy

Theres a bunch of rifoys at the gym but no dime pieces

by jbizz334 July 16, 2010