cliff racer

A fictional creature, similar to a pterodactyl, featured in the video game 'Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind'.

It is also one of the most hated monsters by regular Morrowind players, notably for it's high-pitched screech, inability to die, and the fact that there are almost always more than one of them attacking one's character.

Stephen: Sh*t! There's cliff racers everywhere!
Sam: RUN AWAY!
Stephen: %^&**&#$%!@#$!!!

by Sam C. and Stephen L. June 29, 2007

race card

What "certain folks" like to cry when they don't get their way.

Awe.....that shopkeeper won't keep the shop often after closing time for me to shop...I'm going to cry the race card!!!

by Piranha January 27, 2005

pennsylvania race yankee

Someone who has moved to the South from up north who loves NASCAR, thinks that yankees invented NASCAR and always wears / drives / buys / talks about NASCAR and NASCAR paraphenalia.
pennsylvania race yankees can furthe be identified by their annoying loud mouth personalities. Their incesent need to drive recklessly, tailgating and causing others to swerve out of their way to avoid a collision.
Complete morons who are too stupid to even understand that Southerners hate them, and insist on being treated with "southern hospitality".

An offshoot, equally loathesome is a former resident of Ohio who has moved south but always wears cleveland indian paraphenalia.

We used to go to Lake Norman on weekends, but since mooresville was bought by the pennsylvania race yankees you can't get near the lake on weekends without an armored vehicle.

by Stan West September 21, 2004

speed racer

A race car driver who speaks extremely fast and never uses commas and drives an awesome car and the new remake the speed racer cartoons suck.

Go speed racer, go speed racer, go speed racer GO!

by Cellist December 19, 2003

Death race

A race/competition in any high adrenaline activity that may result in death or severe injury.

Examples of activities include ski, snowboarding, skydiving.

The only prize for winning is the glory.

Phelan: "Hey Eddie, I'll death race you to the bottom of the chairlift."

Eddie: "I better put on a helmet."

by unimelb eng krew death racers August 27, 2009

Ski Racer

A particularly fascinating breed of athletes. They speed the majority of the time freezing their asses off in especially cold weather in tight speed suits designed to make them faster, but may cause them to die of hypothermia. Those who are student athletes and attend academies often race and train non stop all winter and spend too much money on camps in the offseason. Academy kids are also used to spending days in crowded vans and living off gas station snacks or the occasional treat to gas station subway. It is difficult to score good points as the competition are often very close within the same seconds. The sport itself may be one of the most expensive and difficult sports out there, making the athletes even crazier for doing it. The parents who are willing to fund their athlete and stand in the cold temps to watch are their own breed. But in the end ski racers are badass, sick human beings so if you ever have the chance to meet one do not waste the opportunity you lucky son of a bitch.

Coach its ten below can we not go full strip?
*aggressively sips coffee from portable mug* YAH A FUKIN SKI RACER DON'T BE A PUSSY

by 4gnarnia February 13, 2019

Scourge of the Fat Race

The irreparable harm inflicted on modern civilization by the Fat Race, or, the race of humans who carry enough excess fat to be classified as obese.

I was exposed to the scourge of the fat race when an airplane passenger who sat next to me was overflowing into my seat and cutting off my circulation.

by Nick S December 5, 2004