retro-crush

A crush on someone from a previous decade or historical era, regardless of whether they are still alive today - Such a celebrity when they were younger in the 70's, or famous historical figure.

I have such a retro-crush on 1980's Harrison Ford.

by exoplanet January 24, 2017

Retro Craftwars

A game everybody should hate and not play

guy 1: Hey do you play Retro Craftwars?
guy 2: How and why are you in my house

by 101001010 October 27, 2020

retro real

you were getting molested by kaptain kangaroo when these 22-yr-old hipster blitches are wearing his t-shirts today.

you are a prime big-ass daddy pimp
you're retro, but you actually lived through it. retro-real mufucka

damn bitch, that girl was in preschool when you were in 12th grade. retro real mufucka!
Bad Company uses their name in the lyrics of the song. like rappers, retro real puta!

by ron jaworski, quarterback October 6, 2012

Retro Craftwars

A broken game that nobody plays.

Hey do you play Retro Craftwars?
Why and how are you in my house

by 101001010 October 27, 2020

Retro Craftwars

A game that nobody should be playing

Do you like Retro Craftwars?
why and how are you in my house

by 101001010 October 27, 2020

Retro Salsa

Another way of saying "funky fresh."

Her shoes were totally retro salsa.

by charstar47 February 3, 2010

retro wife

Once married, a wife that wants to stay home to be a domestic housewife. Taking care of the home & husband.

As in the 1950’s, not having a career or job outside of the home.

“Now that she’s married, she gave up her job to stay home & be a retro wife”

“Just like all the young new brides, she too wants to be a retro wife”

by Carma-cat October 12, 2020