retarted

adj. similar to internet forum discussions about recordings of live Led Zeppelin concerts that get out of hand with silly arguments over the quality & merits (or lack thereof) of the recordings, while failing to recognize that the band is horribly overrated to begin with, let alone it's not worth getting all worked up over a 35-year old recording that may include someone blowing a police whistle.

"this thread is retarted"

by a.nony.mousse January 28, 2010

Roasted

To jokingly insult someone in the subject's view or in the company of others. Most accompanied with the term "Boom! Roasted!"

Derived from an episode of the NBC show, "The Office", where the character Michael Scott roasts his fellow co-workers.

Term started in 2010 North Brunswick, NJ.

Meredith, you've slept with so many guys, you're beginning to look like one. BOOM ROASTED!

by uberfunction January 4, 2011

Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Your Mom, and her ass.

Also Sarah Jessica Parker.
sucks ass.

Guy:Dude I picked up a Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Dude: Screw You Guy!

by Tanner J. Linares. January 9, 2011

spit roasted ass ho

A cheap male prostitute who has to 'work both holes' to make ends meet.

Jim is a spit roasted ass ho, and he likes it

by Bubba November 21, 2003

Rewasted

To get wasted again before fully recovering. The hangover phase is not completed in its entirety.

Kim and I were going to go to the park for a picnic, instead we went to the bar and got rewasted.

by Dr. Einstein Esq. August 5, 2012

Retarted goat

A drunk Asian that goes to their friends bar mitzvah and gets high off of of chlorine and sleeps with their uncle a week later

Retarted goats are one of a kind

by Pop not soda September 1, 2017

retatted

What retarded kids call retarded kids.

He's pretty retatted.

by MoxInTheBox June 2, 2018