religion

Something cowards try and avoid because it often seems too much of a burden.

Religion is the systematic approach to participation in the "anti-fall".
It's our means of curing a world laced with death.

Man up and stop complaining about past evils committed under the umbrella of religion. I'm sick of cheap excuses to abandon it. Good religion is the only thing that can unwind the misery of bad religion.

And drop the 'religion is a delusion/lie' mantra. One could flinch at the thought of such frivolous naivety. Dim, inarticulate notions of truth and reality quail before the stark actuality that religion burns with.

Religion is the lifeblood that continues to carry oxygen to this broken world. But this blood also carries a toxin called human depravity.
You don't get the venom out of a man's bloodstream by cutting out his heart; you get it out by giving him the antidote.

Man’s chief end is to glorify God, and to enjoy him forever.

by M-J-to-the-wissle December 31, 2008

Sharkian Religion

A religion made by the one and only Fijiiwater. It is the number one and sexiest religion out there.

Whoa, did you see those shark worshipers?
Yes I've heard they are Sharkian Religion.

by Marqiio June 19, 2021

Bad Religion

Like just about everyone else has said... the best Punk Band ever. Hell, forget labels. One of the best Bands ever. All those poser bands coming out now-a-days don't even compare and it makes me sick how little recognition Bad Religion gets. Known for their inspirational and political lyrics, Bad Relgion is the r0x0r.

Bad Religion is Punk, not Blink 182... or Greenday, but Bad Religion.

by ZOMG It's Liek Darden LOLZ!!!111 April 11, 2005

religisaurus

The imaginary dinosaurs that walked with humans for an Earth that is less than a few thousand years old. Used to taunt the religious right.

Look, that religisaurus just ate an atheist caveman.

by Fat Atheist December 18, 2009

Religious Wars

People fighting over who has the better imaginary friend

The crusaders had a Religious Wars

by Karl Jager January 24, 2019

Linus religion

Linslam. A religion with roots in a small sims/games discord that involves the practice of praising linus. It is a semi closed religion that requires a sacrifice of a left toe to join. After joining practitioners must praise 3 times a day and refer to themselves as children of Linus. Outside of the religion petitioners are called Linuslims.

Did you here how Cindy converted to the Linus religion.

by Child of linus January 22, 2020

Potato Religion

The Worship of Potatoes

Wow His Religion Is Potato Religion?

by Potato_God999 May 10, 2020