retard picnic

A noxious gathering of socially inept or annoying people.

Let's blow this retard picnic! These people are a bunch of recovery zombies!

by Cletus Nelson March 19, 2005

remtard

Combination of the words remedial and retard, used to imply that a person requires remedial education and is, threfore, a retard.

1. "They fly Hurricanes, isn't it?, them's shit planes for remtards on free dinners"

"I'm flying a Hurricane, it's a shit plane, I'm rubbish and my mum goes chippy in her slippers"

"that's me being them". "that's well funny man"

by Spanish Castle Magic March 20, 2010

weapons grade retard

The level of being so mentally retarded , that it is actually dangerous if left unattended or in the wrong hands.

Bob was trying to fix the copy machine when Wendy relized he was a " Weapons grade retard " due to the fact he was using a dead fish to hammer the side of it.

by DDT4U October 14, 2012

You fucking retard

Something used to describe how fucking retarded someone actually is.

Jimmy: I just found 2 diamonds and made a hoe with them!
Bob: You fucking retard.

by retardedfrik March 16, 2021

Functioning Retard

One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush

Everything George W. Bush said during his speeches.

Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.

by CoUnMe April 21, 2010

Morally Retarded

When one has backwards morals or has no conscience. One who is morally retarded will likely believe things that are completely immoral are justifiable.

Student: I think lying is good under all circumstances.
Teacher: You are morally retarded.

by The real El Guapo December 5, 2010

Fat Fucking Retard

What you call an obese nigga when he's being, well, a fat fucking retard. He don't know shit.

Ethan: Ay yo fuck math amirite?
Josh: Nigga stop being a fat fucking retard

by saintstax March 1, 2019