spineless reptile

Similar to calling someone a "snake," but to a much higher degree

"You cold, spineless reptile! How dare you steal my milk!"

by SHNIBB March 26, 2019

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Octeo-rectilitus

When the nerve endings of your eyes attach to the nerve endings of your ass, and you get a shitty outlook on life.

After John had a meeting with his boss, he had a bad case of octeo-rectilitus.

by _shaquille.oatmeal_ July 5, 2021

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a-reptile-dysfunction

When our Democrat overlords glitch out due to the fact that they're not really human but alien reptilians in human skin

Did you see the Joe Biden bot malfunction during his speech last night? He started slurring his words and basically just shut down. Talk about a-reptile-dysfunction!

The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.

A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.

by TheGideonLion September 17, 2024

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Zesty reptile

A gay man, typically from a family full of zesty men. Most zesty reptiles are oddly and mysteriously good at playing music. Zesty reptiles also dont act humane as they zone out oftenly, they like to scream, they have bad posture, they walk funny and also ‘laugh’ in a very disturbing way. The laugh is more like a cackle. Zesty reptiles are also VERY gay. They fall in love with their same gender co workers oftenly

Oh my! Mr H is such a zesty reptile! Hes pregnant with a reptile!

by Poopoofartbabyboodiddyblud November 26, 2025

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