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Recession

Recession is when you go to the market and could not buy anything because of bad government management
Recession - Nigeria government (2020)
by ussy04otu November 24, 2020
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Rat recession

A disruption that has occured every 12 years since Generation Z began, starting just before the year of the rat each time.
These Generation Z folks have been taught that taking orders is right and questioning them is wrong, so as long as they don't wake up and fight with the rest of us, nobody will have much job security in the future, including them. Every time there is another rat recession, they will lose their illusion of any rights they thought they had for the past years before that.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
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Biddienomical recession

The lack of biddies( hot women) in a certain area over a given amount of time.
jake " yo where the biddies at?"
austin " Dude such a Biddienomical recession."
by biddie nation October 23, 2011
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infinite recession

The point at which a financial professional observes the market from an infinite distance, upon which he becomes part of the market and is both the observer and the observed.
Infinite recession:
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my bling",
by anonymous500r March 14, 2009
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Recess

The shittiest school break ever. Its incredibly short and you are back to pain and misery after that short period of time.
The kid who couldn't catch up with homework: Recess fucking sucks
by BoredAssRandom May 22, 2021
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Recess Wars

Wars that happen on a playground, usually a school playground at recess period. They are wars between micro nations that claim land on the playground and some can turn violent. (I know that all too well.) They form a government with different ranks and military ranks, send out spies, and plan revolutions and alliances more often that you would think. They also slap names on places in the playground, buy land, and all that. The most important land is determined by how many battles were fought there. Me and my friends used to do this and there was a tall tower, everyone fought over it which resulted in a lot of violence.
The recess wars are ending forever now!
The recess wars got a little to out of hand
by Дай№$&@*±|`£[ April 6, 2023
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The Recession

A common phrase used to blame the problems of a person on the current recession
I heard STDS are caused by The Recession
by not2pac July 6, 2011
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