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by anonymous March 12, 2021
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Teleprompter Reader In Cheif

I hope the Teleprompter Reader In Cheif figures out that Americans don't want him to keep going with his agenda before he spends another Trillion dollars he doesn't have.
by Dave4270 August 27, 2009
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Readergasm

What happens when two deaf people cohabitate
Chaim Readergasmed when she removed her hearing aid.
by Danny February 17, 2004
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Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.
Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.
by choad al amode May 6, 2019
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Absent Readerness

When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.
Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
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fanfic reader

A fanfic reader is someone who can read copious amounts of smut with a straight-ass face but giggles and loses their shit (in a very blushy manner at that) at the tiniest amount of fluff, some love reading angst too.

These people can read a very unhealthy amount of words in one night.

They should take pride in it, they're good people. They read fanfiction by the way-
someone: have you heard of the new student? I heard they're a fanfic reader!
by The fanfic reader January 12, 2022
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Chet Reader

he is so amazing that it's not even funny. i love him with all my heart. if anyone knows a Chet Reader, then you're really lucky to know someone as awesome as Chet Reader. :)
"Chet Reader is the best!!" ;D
by meggybieber:) March 21, 2012
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