guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon

Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!

by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020

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Dark Reader

An extensions for pussies who cannot even glance at a light surface.

"Ayo you should get dark reader man."
"Nah I'm not fucking light sensitive like yo stupid dog ass."

by WitheredRevelation January 31, 2021

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fun reader

a reader who enjy reading books and can be consider as nerd

my friend is a fun reader
jassy like to be a fun reader

by hans is mine July 24, 2021

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Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)

I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.

by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023

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Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin

No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.

by Maggie T April 3, 2024

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