Var-read

(pronounced: Vair-red)
To leave someone on read, especially at the most unconventional moments.

"So how was your day? <3"
*Read: 3 days ago*

"Oh my god, he just var-read me."
"Really?? You should dump him."

by KEONFUCIUS February 13, 2017

read the palm

Marc Mandrake slang definition: talk to the hand.

Amanda: ur a loser!!!
Marc: ya know what... read the palm!

by Hall Monitor Suze June 8, 2005

Reading Manga

its like reading hentai but no sex

Friend: So I heard that Mike is Reading Manga, I wonder which one though

Me: So not hentai? Normie

by FortuN8 December 30, 2017

reading boy

He has all the brains but no social skills to match. Typically far too obsessed with computers and probably could have taken his a-level further maths in year ten and gotten a B.

He was very nerdy and I suspected that he was a Reading boy.

by damnthatreadingboy December 8, 2015

Read a book

Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.

John: The internet is a series of tubes.
Jane: Read a book would you!

by qwepoiqwepoiqwe December 7, 2012

Read Velvet

Read Velvet is a reading group formed in South Korea. The group formed on August 1, 2014, with their digital e-book "Happiness: The Tutorial to Joy". The group originally consisted of four members but in March 2015, they officially added a new member. The group is now composed of five members: Iread, Soulgee, Whendy, Joy and Yeread.

Read Velvet is one of the best reading groups in the world!

by ChairYoung September 27, 2021

Reading the Wallet

Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.

Shelia: Where's Jason

Christian: He is reading the wallet!

Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.

by Huge Murph February 24, 2009