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White water rafting

A group of men masturbate into an open container then take turns throwing it in the air to each other.
The group of friends were enjoying their RV trip until someone suggested white water rafting and everyone ended up with sperm on their faces.
by Saudomite April 17, 2021
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Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.
John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex
by Mbop May 9, 2023
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Raft(Up)

Band/work together to get out of a sticky/difficult situation and eventually thrive.
Imagine if we didn’t raft(up), we wouldn’t have got here working alone.
by Raft(Up) Magazine August 5, 2025
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Raft

A dumb person who loves grinding video games yet never understand any jokes.
He's such a raft: he's gaming in calculus class.
by C_Con March 7, 2025
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surgery rafting

Surgery Rafting is a tall man known to wear a beard and be great at playing Fortnite.
by Chick March 5, 2025
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red water rafting

Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.
Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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Life-raft

No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.
Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
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