Raft

A dumb person who loves grinding video games yet never understand any jokes.

He's such a raft: he's gaming in calculus class.

by C_Con March 7, 2025

Raft Crew

A pretty chill skate group, if you think you're in it, you're probibly not.

"Hey guys, I'm in raft crew"
"Fuck off Omar, no you're not"

by SexyFishBoyo November 25, 2018

White Water Rafting

A girl wth PMS

That girl bitches at everything, she must be white water rafting.

by SexyHunk69 September 12, 2009

red water rafting

Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.

Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.

Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.

by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023

raft of crap

A ship full load of crap

Now that a raft of crap your telling me . I don't believe you

by Bogwonron July 2, 2022

Life-raft

No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.

Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024