I can’t believe that congressman asked Rittenhouse to be his intern. He’s really “rafting the asshole”.
by JustMo November 21, 2021
Get the rafting the assholemug. by AwkwardlyTripping June 22, 2018
Get the Raftmug. A group of men masturbate into an open container then take turns throwing it in the air to each other.
The group of friends were enjoying their RV trip until someone suggested white water rafting and everyone ended up with sperm on their faces.
by Saudomite April 17, 2021
Get the White water raftingmug. The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.
by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023
Get the Bruce the raft sharkmug. by Raft(Up) Magazine August 5, 2025
Get the Raft(Up)mug. Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.
Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
Get the red water raftingmug. No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.
Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
Get the Life-raftmug.