Ring Muscle

The Common Garden Anus

You are talking out of your Ring Muscle

by Bobbymoore March 28, 2009

ring of fire

The after-effects of a skittery shit post-curry eating. The skin around the anus becomes hot and nippy. The sufferer feels extreme fear of the pain if they need to revisit for a second round of skitters.

Man has just left local curry house and has partaken a VERY hot Vinda Loo! He has been in the loo for about half an hour and shouts to his wife "I'm neva goin Indian again i have a ring of fire!!!"

by charbrad73 November 24, 2009

Ring me

To call someone

Ring me when you get home bbg

by Bbg😚 August 3, 2018

ring down

A sort of cult like meeting where (usually) females of college age gather in a circle passing around a candle with an engagement ring on it. During this, they sing an incantation to bring down a blessing upon the couple.

There’s a floor meeting tonight, I wonder if Georgia is having a ring down.

Going to the chapel and we’re gonna get married.
Going to the chapel and we’re gonna get married.
Gee I really love you and we’re gonna get married.

Going to the chapel of love
- the incantation

by Framkens October 23, 2019

Ring Bear

An actual bear or person dressed as a bear designated to present rings at a wedding.

My favorite part of the wedding was when the ring bear mauled the Maid of Honor.

by MPHII November 1, 2011

ring chaser

An athlete who has no pride and is willing to quit on his teammates and join his rivals in order to grab a championship without hard work. See: Kevin Durant, Lebron James

Yo Durant quit on the Thunder to join the Warriors. He is such a ring chaser.

by William H. Bonney September 6, 2017

Ring Pop

A plastic ring with a large, circular base that is placed on the topside of your hand. A half-inch long plastic rod is sticking up out of it, holding on a flavourful lollipop. Tends to leave a sticky residue all over your hands, because when you suck on a lollipop and then let it 'dry' it kind of... Melts.

Kid one: -sucking noise-
Kid two: Why are you sucking your knuckles?!
K1: -surfaces- Dude! I'm suckin' on a Ring Pop!
K2: Oooohhh, cool!

by Karaix October 16, 2008