respwnd

A retort to a gibe/snide remark that causes the original commenter to get pwnd.

I used to crack one liners at others' expense, but stopped after i got respwnd

by manuscrypts July 27, 2010

Responsifuckability

Fed up with the Excessive and Chronic Burden (encumbrance) of Responsibity Dumped on a Person(s) by others.

Why is it always my responsifuckability!

by Debbie's Fan Club President April 23, 2013

Responsibility Cup

The act of having a alcoholic beverage holder that is camouflage in public like water bottles or Gatorade bottles with mixed drinks. Not including red/blue party cups.

We're having a party at the park, make sure you bring your responsibility cup so that the fuzz won't be suspicious of the alcohol in our Gatorade!

by SoEasilySwayed November 5, 2015

Responsequences

the consequences of something you said; how someone justifiably responds to something you say

Floyd: Kathy called me an asshole yesterday.
Jim: Really? Why?
Floyd: I told her she was being a straight up ho.
Jim: Well I guess those are the responsequences of calling someone a straight up ho.

by clbf September 5, 2016

Respongld

When one is too flabbergasted to use the formal word "respond", but still would like to use the word. Usually it is typed too quickly to realize that you fucked up spelling respond.

After she confessed her undying love for me, I told her I didn't know how to respongld.

by ThatOneGuyNamedNoah May 7, 2018

respund

Responded.

"It didn't 'glided' - it 'glud'" - Rodney Rude

I've *respund* to the customer's query.

by jaw001 December 6, 2020

Responsibility

My "civic responsibility" is covered by the existence fee I pay every time I make money or spend money. If not, then what am I paying for?

Hym "Yeah, tell me more about my civic responsibility as I'm being gaslit by a one-eyed senator.... Hello? Nothing? I have a civic responsibility to make things better for people who refuse to even acknowledge my existence? Aside from the shrink, a senator is the last fucking person on the planet to be doing that in from of millions of people. You whole class, your entire upper echelon of society is just millionaires paying millionaires to continue being millionaires. And the barrier to entry? Arbitrary. People being denied due process and not being elevated based on merit? What are you doing about any of that? Nothing. What am I getting in exchange for my taxpayer dollars other than told to shut up and go fuck myself? Work at a fucking church. For all I know, the church is stealing my fucking ideas too! I don't know that I'm not already working for the church. Quit being a contrarian and work at a church."

by Hym Iam September 11, 2022