The point at which a financial professional observes the market from an infinite distance, upon which he becomes part of the market and is both the observer and the observed.
Infinite recession:
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my bling",
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my bling",
by anonymous500r March 14, 2009
Get the infinite recessionmug. Recession is when you go to the market and could not buy anything because of bad government management
by ussy04otu November 24, 2020
Get the Recessionmug. N. The period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you've used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.
Brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after Tiffanique was born. It was time to get back to work serving lattes at the BuzzBrain Drive-thru.
by PJ the Coug November 19, 2016
Get the postpartum recessionmug. by Allie Lovr May 16, 2018
Get the homozygous recessive birthday bash smashmug. The shittiest school break ever. Its incredibly short and you are back to pain and misery after that short period of time.
by BoredAssRandom May 22, 2021
Get the Recessmug. Wars that happen on a playground, usually a school playground at recess period. They are wars between micro nations that claim land on the playground and some can turn violent. (I know that all too well.) They form a government with different ranks and military ranks, send out spies, and plan revolutions and alliances more often that you would think. They also slap names on places in the playground, buy land, and all that. The most important land is determined by how many battles were fought there. Me and my friends used to do this and there was a tall tower, everyone fought over it which resulted in a lot of violence.
by Дай№$&@*±|`£[ April 6, 2023
Get the Recess Warsmug. Iconopop, Black Eyed Peas, Lil Wayne, Leona Lewis, LMFAO, Soulja Boy, Timbaland, Recession Pop Legends
by upstreamculotte September 6, 2024
Get the Recession Popmug.