quelch

n/v to fart or pass flachalence

(n)
Wow, I never want to be in the car with JackRat when he fishbowls his quelches! Stuff makes me gag...
(v)

Sometimes when I quelch whilst sitting with my legs closed, the air bubbles pop thru my thighs...its actually a little humorous.

by laxdallmus4 August 4, 2010

Quinch

A gay man who has never experienced a woman, not even once. A pure bred homosexual.

Tom Brady is a quinch. Gisele is his beard. All of his kids are really fathered by Marky Mark Wahlberg including the one with Bridget Moynahan.

by Howard Alan S. January 11, 2014

Quiche

quiches are a type of food which is very plain and boring! what is good about a quiche they are only ever eaten because they are the last piece of food left. hense "your a quiche"

hahaha shauns a quiche!

by hensonboy September 8, 2010

quelching

An act of desparation. In Europe, during the great famines of the middle ages starving individuals would steel the bodies of the recently deceiced. They would hang them upside down over a pot and quelch (form of squeezing) out the half digested reminants of their last meal for their own ingestion.

Im starving, lets go and find a body to quelch.

by dunno August 20, 2003

Quelching

To do a Chinese firedrill and hump everyone as you pass

We totally were quelching at the stoplight last night.

by Geartay April 18, 2011

quelch

a queef that sounds like a burp

(generic femal name ), did an alarming quelch

by the fuzzy ewok January 22, 2015

Quiocho

The last name of a very, VERY derpy girl

****** Quiocho is so derpy
I want my penis in her.

by Ice Bank Mice Elf 2nyte July 5, 2012