98 percent

the percentage of women who got sexually asulted, raped, molested, etc

It's sad that it's 98 percent..

by fr0gger_beez June 21, 2021

driving the porcelain bus

When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.

Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004

10 Billion Percent

used to express when someone has faith completely in something, someone, etc. Originates from Dr. Stone

"Do you think he cheated on the test?"
"Oh 10 billion percent!"

by just some intelligent weeb :3 April 1, 2019

Pure

"Pure" In the meaning that a person is more then beautiful and nobody compares to them.

"Rahh that girl is pure"
Or
"Excuse me? Can I just say your pure"

by Hg123999 February 20, 2017

purchase pleasure

The unexplained feeling of bliss, joy and satisfaction one gets following a purchase. It can last anything from a few hours to a few weeks depending on the size, worth or usefulness of the item acquired. Buyer's remorse can sometimes follow or replace purchase pleasure. It is often a reason for shopping addiction.

#1:
Laura-May: Hanging out and shopping with you yesterday made me really happy.

Grant: Me too, but then I'm always happy when I buy things. I'm still getting purchase pleasure today.

#2: I'm not sure I want to go anywhere today honey, I've had a miserable week at work.

Come on, I'll take you to the mall. You'll forget your problems with some purchase pleasure.

by Laura-May June 2, 2008

porcelain goddess

Referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.

Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.

by Eduardo III July 4, 2005

drop of the pure

an olde irish term for a glass of whisky.
Or in modern days a splash of any strong spirits.

Paddy : Lets go and get rat arsed pissed.
Murphy : Aye, gives me a guinness and a drop of the pure!

by chasedwar March 30, 2012