puppet lovin'

The act of masturbation. The implications of the term vary depending on gender.

Females - Named for the semblance to the methods of hand puppetry, which female masturbation often resembles.

Males - Named for the shame related to the act, comparable to that of puppetry. Males with a reputation for frequent masturbation may be referred to as "puppet master."

Jim- What are you doing this weekend?
Fred- I'm getting lucky with the ladyfriend. You?
Jim- I'm probably just gonna get some puppet lovin'.
Fred- Good luck with that, puppet master. Wash your hands.

by omnombomb September 3, 2010

Puppet Fucker

A Racial Term for White ethnicity for back woods in bred because they sometimes look like puppets

That Puppet Fucker is trying to get with his sister again.

by Essentric Eric November 29, 2010

Puppet Show

Thee act of dressing your cock as a puppet putting on a show the whole world of youtube will enjoy

So i was bored out of my fucking mind one day and asked to my mom what the fuck should i do and she said to put on a puppet show so there i went putting on a show for the chinks in asia to see

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

Puppet Humping

When roleplaying, to interact in a sexual way or to cyber.

Hey I'll roleplay with you but no puppet humping okay?

by Der_Taube December 9, 2008

puppet dick

Puppet dick is an uncircumcised penis. The penis looks like it is covered up with a puppet. Sometimes referred to as Pinocchio dick.

Tamish: how was sex with the Greek boy last night?
Mary: we didn't bang, the moment I seen he had puppet dick, I ran for the hills. I don't need no U.T.I.

by marbear48044 November 10, 2014

Puppet Show

a derivation of the word meat puppet;

when two homosexuals engage in foreplay that involves shaking their erect penis and/or using the urethra hole to make it talk, preferably also involving some sort of sword fight

"hey cutie, what are you up to tonight? Wanna come over to watch golden girls and put on a puppet show?"

by Valerie E. January 23, 2009

puppet fuck

The art of fucking a puppet. This goes both ways in and out and may result in a relationship. This sort of fuck puts you above a stupid fuck but just below the definition of a cluster fuck.

Danny is a puppet fuck, because she uses her smile to get around things.

by shadowscats November 19, 2014